# Test: How Smart Are You?

## Category: Self Assessment

## Description: Hmm? How smart are you, Really? This may not cover every thing there is to know but it should suffice as entertainment.

## Keywords: How, Smart, Are, You, Dumb, Tests, quizzes, IQ, idiot, stupid

## If there are three apples, and you take two away, how many do you have?

2, you took them away, remeber?
2
3
5
1

## A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

60
90
30
necessary info is missing.

## How many two-cent stamps are in a dozen?

There are twelve two-cent stamps.
12
6
10
15

## Is there a fourth of July in England?

It comes right after the third of July!
Yes
No

## How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

0! Moses didn't have an ark. Noah did!
0
2
3
4

## Some months have 30 days; how many have 28?

12
1
6

## Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What's the answer?

70! 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking........
70
25
30
65

## A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many are left?

9
10
17
7

## Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

No! 'Cuz he's dead.
Yes
No

## How many birthdays does the average man have?

1
66
72

## How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?

6
3
1

## Comments

Hey, I think I fixed the 'stats page'. Thanks for letting me know it was busted. :)