Test: how countrified are you?
Category: Humor
Description: comical
Keywords:
does your momma cook cornbreaded chicken?
Yes
No
what is the best type of beer?
bud light
corona
cools light
budwieser
do you or have you ever been accused of being a hillbilly/redneck?
Yes
No
which resteraunt would you prefer?
cracker barrel
el braceros
homestead
red lobster
i am a hobo i don't go out to eat
what type of dog do you own?
hunting lab
mutt
chiauha
i don't own one (eww)
i am a cat lover
do you enjoy mudding as a weekend trip?
Yes
No
eww dirt
do you go to tractor pulls on weekends for fun?
Yes
No
what type of farm equiupment do you own?
john deere
case
cub cadet
farmall
kubota
i don't own one
what does "KJRA" stand for?
kentucky junoir rodeo association
kansas jumping rope association
kinky jeans ran away
kentucky janitor remission association
have you ever been able to make a redneck joke at your family?
Yes
No
who is your favorite female country singer?
carrie underwood
taylor swift
lady gaga
rihana
do you talk using slang?
Yes
No
do you have any vehicles that aren't cars, trucks, etc.?
Yes
No
do you name your dog(s) after famous country singers?
Yes
No
do you live in a trailer?
Yes
No
what is your ideal movie?
cowboy up
flicka
2 fast 2 furious
drum line
who is your favorite country male singer?
50 cent
george strait
willie nelson
justin bieber
do you have a rebel flag assecory?
Yes
No
do you have a cow bell on your hitch on your truck?
Yes
No
you have to have a fishing license if you are over 10?
True
False
i don't know
do you know every word to atleast 7 country songs?
yes
no
what did you name your dog?
hank
princess
diego
hannah
do you own a inflatable boat?
Yes
No
what number is dale earnhart jr.?
8
46
78
88
what is the most durable brand of boots?
ariat
wal-mart!!!!
justin
cowboy (yee-haa)
do you go hunting or fishing in your free time?
Yes
No
what state do you live in?
kentucky
chicago
texas
wisconsion
florida
how many times a month do you wash your car?
never dirt is my decal
8
4
1
15
do you own any livestock?
Yes
No
who is your favorite nascar driver?
jimme johnson
dale jr.
jeff gordon
tony stewart
do you have balls hsnging from your hitch on your truck?
Yes
No
do you speak with a country accent?
Yes
No
how many acres is your farm?
450+
300+
2
160-200
i live in the city
do you play beer-pong?
Yes
No
are you now or have ever been amish?
Yes
No
do you tailgate at football game?
Yes
No
do you have a belt buckle that is bigger than your fist?
Yes
No
do you own non-working atvs?
Yes
No
what is the most durable type of vehicle?
chevy
ford
dodge
nissan
bmw
mercedes benz
what is the best brand of clothing(outdoor)?
carhart
trails ends
berne
adidas
aeropastle
nike
justin
what name would you choose to name your child?
betty-jo/billy-jo
angel/angela
trey/tory
bailey/haley
if you own a boat what kind?
aluminum grandma boat
house boat
ford
yacht
do you have 4-wheel drive on all of your vehicles?
Yes
No
do you live on a lake?
Yes
No
do you go frog-gigging?
Yes
No
???
puke
what is your favorite design template?
camo
polka dots
plaid
stripes
diamonds
left over crusted on food
rust
have you ever been to a bomb fire?
Yes
No
do you travel to foreign countries?
Yes
No
do you own a farm?
Yes
No
do you own a pair of over-alls?
Yes
No
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